Happy Hump Day!
Wednesdays have always been called Hump Days, so far as I can remember. It's the apex of the weekly grind, and I'm usually as excited to celebrate Hump Days as I am Fridays. Today is no different. So put your Hump Day smile on already.
I wish I could say there's a Hump Day song and dance, and so far as I know there isn't one yet. Yet. Maybe I should skip work today to put together the Hump Day diddy. It could be the next greatest thing since plastic. (My song will not be confused with the Black Eyed Peas 'My Humps', because that song is mostly about dirty pillows and girl lumps, not an ode to Wednesday.)
Be excited. It's Hump Day. The week's almost over... I hope your today is most humpy.