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In a conscious attempt not to post something about the holidays, I lean back on the next easiest thing to talk about, our idiot President. Following are a few quotes taken directly from him, found here.

"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome." —George W.
Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United
States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec.
12, 2005

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." —George W.
Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

"As a matter of fact, I know relations between our governments is good."
—George W. Bush, on U.S.-South Korean relations, Washington D.C., Nov. 8,
2005

"Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by
Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6,
2005

"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.
That's what I'm telling you." —George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20,
2005

"The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who's spending time
investigating it." —George W. Bush, on the probe into how CIA agent Valerie
Plame's identity was leaked, Washington D.C., July 18, 2005

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
—George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28,
2005

Somewhere an English teacher is thinking she failed. A University communications professor is hoping nobody remembers who helped W with his public speaking skills. And millions of voters have realized the error in their ways; they should have voted for the guy who invented the internet.