#1: I never win these things.
#2: Maybe this time you will.
#1: (scratching) Okay, I got a 9, a J, a J, a 9, and a J. What does that mean?
#2: That's a full house! That's good!
#1: Oh! That's good?
#2: Go ahead and scrach off the dealer's hand to see if you won!
#1: He'll probably get 21. I always lose at these games.
#2: (didn't catch it)
me: (Actually, I didn't say a word. I did hit my head against the doorframe to keep from laughing at them.)