If you only shave when you have to,
you're a Mitchum Man!
We've been really amused by this because we can't find a correlation between shaving and using deodorant. Last we checked, you don't put deodrant on your face, or maybe we've been wrong all these years.
If you have any enlightenment regarding this statement or concerns about our personal hygene, please let us know. Meanwhile, The Hater went to work grizzled and scruffy today, with the obvious justification ...
PS: The website also boasts that "if menage-a-trois is the only french you know, you're a Mitchum Man". Also, we took the quiz to see how manly we were and only made 60% (granted, that's with me helping). Maybe I should try his deodorant tomorrow; what a great excuse to skip shaving!