My wonderful husband has brought home a bad habit from work.
You might not think it's that big of a deal, but time and redundancy has made this bad habit quite awful...
Yep, you guessed it. He's bringing home adolescent school jokes.
Lately? There's a whole line of Chuck Norris Jokes that aren't funny. Yeah, Chuck Norris, the martial arts guy. Walker, Texas Ranger. There's a whole line of jokes not funny about him that are very popular with his students now... and he comes home and tells all of them he can remember to me.
Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. The Hater, my sweet husband, has lost his mind.
Do you remember when the Hellen Keller jokes weren't funny? The Hater says he heard those when he was in the third grade, and these are way funnier now... but I'm pretty sure they, too, are killing his brain cells.
Maybe I can pull a few strings to get him closer to the top for a brain transplant.
they say
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5 comments:
Did you hear about how Helen Keller burned her face?
She answered the iron.
And do I really need to start with the dead baby jokes?
This is one of my favorite.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Also, dead baby + javelin = hilarious
Guys... You're killing me softly.
You laugh because it's stupid, not funny. Chuck Norris is *not* funny.
And! I would not think he was funny if he roundhouse kicked me in the face.
So you're really gonna hate me if I tell you that I think...
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."
...is frickin hilarious, aren't you?
But there is something to be said for reading the joke versus hearing it.
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