H-to-the-izzo

!Disclaimer!

The following post has been merged with the language of Snoop Dogg. He's a rapper and has developed his own slang-like twist of the English language. I happened upon a translator on www.gizoogle.com . Although it's just a description of a mundane day, ugly words have been added during the translation. If you are offended by ugly words and phrases, please do not read this post.

(last chance to avoid ugly words)

Today has not been special or even really different than any pimp day I work, but today Ill makes it sound steppin'...**

We dizzay hizzy many treatments today, but it was stiznill a constant line of thugz spendin' in cuz this is how we do it. Weve been giv'n a lot of flu shots. If yoe elligible ta git a flu shiznot, cizzay yo doctor n git one gangsta style. Our supplies is mackin' W-H-to-tha-izzich leads me ta believe that were not tha only thugz look'n low on stock n' shit.

I had a new chemo teach. This is where you takes a lot of time ta really explain everyth'n `bout tha treatment, side effects, medicizzles n basically everyth'n `bout canca n chemotherapy ta someone who is so stressed out tizzy you have ta peel them off of tha ho-slappin'. It wizzle wizzy. Nobody cried, whizzich is always a good sign. And her chemo wizzy well today, so thats good ta know, too in tha mutha fuckin club.

At lunch, mah coworka were confused `bout tha mean'n behind they fortune cookies . They call me tha black folks president. No, really. Tizzle were written in English, but they diznidnt understand tha context of tha fortune ya dig?. So I interpreted fortunes fo` them. Brilliant fo' sheezy!

Shot Calla lunch i watched mah supervizzle literally hit tha crazy ass nigga fo` her wanna be gangsta coz it "wasnt work'n right". she called tha helpline n told T-H-to-tha-izzem it wasnt work'n at all, which wasnt exactly true. (bizzay this is one of those times you dizzle explain ta yo boss thiznat you know mizzy `bout shot calla thizzay she does.) so theyre gonna send a new gangsta ta baller. whizzich wouldve been cool, but im pretty sure tizzy its a system bug, not a printa bug. well see, i guess.

These is tha same thugz who D-to-tha-izzont know how ta send an email wittan attachment. tha thugz fo` whom ims were invented (instead of mah dearly loved bbs).

i turned in mah tizzle off request fo` a few days around christmas . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. were hop'n ta git home fo` tha holidays fo` tha fizzirst time since we moved ta uglyhoma. we miss family n home.

Then tha office rappa came B-to-tha-izzack ta whine that she gots out work late coz she had ta wait on us ta finish our wizzle before she could finish her work. thats skanky n all, but we really do wiznork until we leave paper'd up. i thiznink she was straight trippin' us ta do more, so i looked fo` sum-m sum-m else ta do ta look too busy ta listen ta her whine. ive bizzle trained by tha bizzay ta do siznuch blingin' you know.

afta we discharged tha last patient today i received a pneumonia shiznot . Bounce wit me. tha medicine didnt sting like tha flu shot dizzy but mah arms achy tonight gangsta style. i guess ill be tak'n some tylenol before i go ta bed tonight . Chill as I take you on a trip. maybe i wont meet mah dizzy ta pneumonia this year.

see, not a really excit'n day, but hopefully tha textiliza has made it more fun ta read `bout!



*** Special thanks ta those fizzy thugz at gizoogle who tranzilated tha tizzle of this post.