you, too, can have a UTI

May I suggest one that's more fun than mine?

unique transylvanian iceberg

ultimate thunderous instruments

uno tittilicious industry

utterly tenacious ivy

unidentified tangential irony

umbilical twisted igloo

ubiqitarian tactful information

unclean tattered ivory

universal taboo ink

understood terrapin instincts

unctuous tardy ignoramus

uncertain tainted incense

unanimous treacherous infantry

unadorned turquoise icing

ukranian trained iguanas

uxorious timid imbecile

unequivocal traumatic incident

urban tropical island

ugly trapeze imp

uniform tango india

(Think of it like a Choose Your Own Adventure... without the hot air balloon.)